Good morning on a chilly Monday (30 degrees)

Kinja'd!!! "ImmoralMinority" (araimondo)
02/11/2019 at 10:02 • Filed to: None

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Around here, 30 is important because below 30, the citrus will freeze. I saw this over the weekend at the pet store.

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I found this to be terribly confusing. Why would a person do this? There are many, many car modifications and enthusiast products that have no personal appeal, but yet I understand them. Yes, I even understand the appeal of TruckNutz. But this one loses me. Was this a custom job, or is there sufficient demand for this product? It made me sad. Who does this?

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I will be running my first batch this afternoon. I will post the details. I consider this a buffer against Monday. I am sure you understand.

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Today I offload my Mushroom Rally tickets to some California Oppos. My new assistant is very confused as to why I would buy tickets to a Mario Kart themed go kart r acing event in the first place, much less why I would then give them away. Ah, but I think you understand me.

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I think I may have already posted this

You Mario Karting Oppos know who you are, and I am publicly calling you out here. I have gifted you these tickets so that you can represent Team OppoRacing. I expect you to make a good showing for the pride of Oppositelock, which could include anything from winning to losing spectacularly. I know I speak for the entire site when I say that if you do not post the details of this event, then God have mercy on your souls.

If you fail, I will personally pay farscythe to recruit some psychotic adolescent Dutch boys (apparently they have plenty) and we will let them loose on your neighborhood with powerful fireworks that we will bring in illegally from Mexico in the spirit of global economic cooperation.


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > ImmoralMinority
02/11/2019 at 10:13

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I actually like that tire lettering. I would NEVER put it on a car that I drove around in public, but I do think it’s funny  As obnoxious as it is I think 99% of poeple wouldn’t take the time to read it.

It subverted my expectations that’s for sure.


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > ImmoralMinority
02/11/2019 at 10:14

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The bigger crime are those tires. Duraturn Mozzo Sport?

Could someone come up with a worse name for a tire company and brand? It’s like they took random words that are related to tires and made it up. Of course it’s chinese

https://www.rubbernews.com/article/20140822/NEWS/140829985/cma-launches-duraturn-tire-lines


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > ImmoralMinority
02/11/2019 at 10:14

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So what’s the infinti being replaced with? 


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > ImmoralMinority
02/11/2019 at 10:31

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There’s a guy near me with “ Brazzers” on his tires. As in, the porn company. These tire decals seem to be marketed towards morons.

Tire decals: for when truck nuts gun stickers are just a bit too classy.


Kinja'd!!! way2blu does a rev update > ImmoralMinority
02/11/2019 at 10:57

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Yellow lettering on black tires matches the CA black plate color scheme, seems pretty well-coordinated. On a grey car with aggressive tires,  it’s subtle enough to be acceptable, right?

*reads yellow letters*

*looks up tire company*

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Discount Tire doesn’t even carry them. Only at WalMart and online thru off-brand sites. Can’t even find any size that retails for more than $100 each. 


Kinja'd!!! I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
02/11/2019 at 10:58

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I... I think it’s hilarious. I mean, I wouldn’t pay money for those, but like, if someome offered to do it for free, I wouldn’t say no. Then again, I’m incredibly immature. But it woul d fit the aesthetic of my car.


Kinja'd!!! diplodicus forgot his password > DipodomysDeserti
02/11/2019 at 11:10

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Can’t decide if that’s better or worse than the dudes with send nudes or I eat ass stickers.


Kinja'd!!! His Stigness > ImmoralMinority
02/11/2019 at 14:12

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Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > ImmoralMinority
02/12/2019 at 03:01

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mmm...........Commodore